David Guetta Left Red Faced Following Pre-Recorded Set Gaffe Stu July 25, 2013 Clubbing 27 Comments Share the post "David Guetta Left Red Faced Following Pre-Recorded Set Gaffe" FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestVKontakte At a recent show in Paris the pop star, David Guetta, was forced to flee the stage in embarrassment when at the start of his show he hit the play button on the wrong track. Instead of hearing Guetta’s usual pop-house hits, fans were inadvertently treated to a personal self help CD that had been prescribed to Guetta for treatment of crippling chorophobia – the irrational fear of dancing. Guetta took to Twitter to release the following statement: “To all my fans, I’m sorry that you had to find out that I have been pre-recording sets and not playing live.” “Please understand that this is not due to lack of talent or laziness but because of this crippling phobia, for which I am seeking professional help, as was heard when I accidentally hit play on my coping CD.” The EDM star claimed that the condition developed in childhood following a dancing accident at a school talent show which left the performer “acutely embarrassed” and a “confirmed bed wetter.” The pop star went on to further say that ordinarily he doesn’t “even look at the crowd. I’ll just twiddle some knobs on the mixing desk thingy. When I do have to look up to the crowd I’ll close my eyes as if enjoying myself, or I’ll let my golden locks dangle in front of my eyes so I don’t see people dancing.” “Ironically with no-one dancing it probably would have been one of my shows that I would have actually enjoyed.” 27 Responses Laurenzo Moore July 25, 2013 HAVE YA EVER HEARD SUCH BULLSHIT?? HAHAHA! WHAT A FUCKING LOSER!!! BEDWETTING FAKE ASS DJ! Log in to Reply Paul Madley July 26, 2013 The CAPS LOCK is the key on the left, above shift. Log in to Reply Paul Madley July 26, 2013 I want this to be true. Even if it’s not, I’m going to refer to this as if it were 100% true. Log in to Reply Patric Bayer July 26, 2013 Although David Guetta is a very bad DJ, this is f*cking FAKE! He never wrote anything like that on Twitter, you should be ashamed to post uber crap like this! David should sue your page and company, till you all are in jail, you character assassins!! Log in to Reply ROZZ™ July 27, 2013 i agree with you Log in to Reply Vinnie Bonar August 15, 2013 I’m not sure if everyone in this comment section is trolling or just retarded. The article is a joke, obviously as a DJ he doesn’t have a fear of dancing. Jesus. Log in to Reply Paul Hannon October 15, 2013 He got no fear of cheese, that’s for sure! Cristian Carvajal July 26, 2013 What is the event where he makes this fake shit?? Log in to Reply Cristian Carvajal July 26, 2013 the lastest Shows where David Guetta Made his Sets are Saint-Laurent-sur-Sèvre & Stade Velodrome d’Arcachon (Search on Last.fm) … Now if some pleople tell me Where are some Video to probe this Fake, please Log in to Reply Cristian Carvajal July 26, 2013 http://www.lastfm.es/ Log in to Reply ROZZ™ July 27, 2013 please don’t be stupid and believe everything you read. poor David Guetta. he doesn’t deserve all this hate. check his track record before you judge him. he headlined one of the best paris nightclubs for years before he became famous, and is an amazing re-mixer and producer. and he has managed to bring dance music to where it’s never been accepted before. he is a trailblazer. maybe he has ‘faked it’ on occasion. but i don’t think he got to where he is by ‘faking it’. it’s scary to see how people can spew so much hate, just because they are jealous of one person’s success. i know DJs who work with him and they say he spins live. if you read the comments section of this article, hoardes of envious people go off on guetta. how sad to see such jealousy. it’s all sour grapes. Log in to Reply Cristian Carvajal July 27, 2013 Please, go back to your Vynils Log in to Reply Modis Chrisha July 29, 2013 thanks for your comment… Log in to Reply Mike Long August 13, 2013 I guess some people just dont understand satire, I find that quite sad. http://www.wundergroundmusic.com/guetta-throws-toys-out-of-pram/ Log in to Reply Tony September 5, 2013 No talent thats what i say…who does pre-recorded sets!… and the real dj’s are jobless…WTF Log in to Reply H.L. Le Chatelier September 24, 2013 “a personal self help CD that had been prescribed to Guetta for treatment of crippling chorophobia – the irrational fear of dancing” –> Am I the only one who thinks this would be better than most of his actual music? I could totally imagine something like that being used as a vocal sample in the early nineties. Log in to ReplyReport user DigAndMe September 26, 2013 Mas estupido que creer esta noticia, es desmentirla!!! quien puede creer q guetta sea tan honesto? si así fuera no haria lo que hace… PS: everyone should speak spanish! Log in to ReplyReport user Hannah Davies October 1, 2013 Amazing how many people are incapable of recognising a satirical website when they see one, or finding the disclaimer page if unsure… http://www.wundergroundmusic.com/disclaimer/ Log in to ReplyReport user Mui Chau October 2, 2013 Everyone thinks your site is full of sht. Log in to ReplyReport user Mikey November 8, 2013 They are correct! Log in to Reply Jim Davis October 7, 2013 Lol. Last time I saw this many people take a satirical article seriously was the one about Technics being bought out by Native Instruments and ceasing production of the 1200′s. Log in to ReplyReport user Mikey November 8, 2013 Guetta is too far too old for all of this now, he has no business being a dj. He’ll be getting Stairlifts up into the DJ box soon! Best thing to do is wrap him up in bubblewrap or a giant condom and put him into storage. Nuff said! Log in to Reply Add Comment Register Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.