Whistleblower Edward Snowden Admits To Being Dubstep Legend Burial Stu July 3, 2013 Clubbing 22 Comments Share the post "Whistleblower Edward Snowden Admits To Being Dubstep Legend Burial" FacebookTwitterGoogle+PinterestVKontakte US whistleblower Edward Snowden has admitted that he is in fact elusive dubstep legend, Burial. In a statement released by the Guardian newspaper, Snowden described how he could no longer suffer the moral hypocrisy of keeping this massive secret whilst lambasting US security forces for their own clandestine activities. ‘In the spirit of full disclosure and transparency which I have been urging the US government to embrace I would like to state that I, Edward Snowden, am and have always been, Burial. I’ve always wanted to let the music speak for itself as anonymously as I could but that’s impossible now.’ ‘The US government has never been anything but implacably opposed to the dubstep movement so I had no choice but to keep my beat making a secret. In the light of Skream’s recent admission that dubstep is dead and with the spotlight that has been shined on my past recently by the media I felt it was the right time to come forward and admit to being Burial.’ In a further twist, U.S. Secretary of State, John Kerry, has claimed that the U.S. government ‘always knew’ that Snowden was Burial. When pressed by journalists Kerry became exasperated and refused to divulge his sources. ‘No, I can’t say how I knew but what I will say is that I kept his secret. Which is more than he did for the U.S. government.’ ‘How can you trust a man who blows his own whistle,’ Kerry queried. Snowden has claimed that he has no further plans to make dubstep as Burial but has admitted an interest in Ecuadorian folk music. What do you think on this new revelation? Comments below… 22 Responses Catalina Vallejos July 8, 2013 legend Log in to Reply Richard Storm July 8, 2013 wait, dubstep actually has a legend in that horrid genre?? Log in to Reply Catalina Vallejos July 8, 2013 fool. dubstep started because burial!~ Log in to Reply Marcus Scott July 9, 2013 no it didnt Log in to Reply Michael Ray July 9, 2013 Nope, pretty sure it was El B or Horsepower Productions Log in to Reply Antreas Rudeboey July 9, 2013 and who is William Bevan? Log in to Reply Michael Lesko July 9, 2013 Where are your sources Log in to Reply Ed Shaw July 9, 2013 These need to stop. Log in to Reply Tomas Malone July 9, 2013 bullshit burial is a 2 step (not dubstep) producer, his name is William Bevan and he’s from london Log in to Reply Konrad Crist July 9, 2013 lol so hard…. Dub = double = 2 Log in to Reply Michael Ray July 9, 2013 He’s on dubstep music labels, all over the Dubstep forum…he’s Dubstep scene for sure Log in to Reply Olle Ström July 9, 2013 And I am Rocco SIffredi. Log in to Reply Kevin Teitelbaum July 9, 2013 Bassnectar had some early dubstep tunes way before anyone else, probably 10 yrs ago even. Log in to Reply Ria Rioth July 10, 2013 http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/musicblog/2013/jun/20/burial-four-tet-kieran-hebden Log in to Reply Frederic Beriro July 21, 2013 … Burial is William Bevan, South London. I mean, he was indeed anonymous until like 2008 or 2009, but now his identity is common knowledge… What is this article is pure journalistic trash. Log in to Reply Frederic Beriro July 21, 2013 Ecuadorian music sounds dope, though. Skream is going in that direction as well. Very indie. Log in to Reply Michael J. Murphy September 12, 2013 You do realize that this entire website is devoted to comedy and satirical articles, right? Log in to ReplyReport user Mike Dyetrek September 12, 2013 Shhhh let them have their fun bejewelled_1 September 16, 2013 After just becoming disgusted while reading these comments, you two made me LOL. Thank god there is some sanity, humor and intelligence here! Rae Roache September 17, 2013 hahaha – brilliant! I respect them both so much so this article made me smile. well done. Log in to ReplyReport user Erik Söderström September 17, 2013 This is an amazing discovery, I could never have guessed. Log in to ReplyReport user Aizul Azuan October 2, 2013 ???? Log in to ReplyReport user Add Comment Register Name (required) Mail (will not be published) (required) Website Leave a Reply Cancel Reply You must be logged in to post a comment.