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32 UK DJs Found Hiding In Lorry Bound For France

A herd of migrant DJs fleeing the UK has been discovered hidden in the back of a lorry bound for France. The group, without touring visas or EU citizenship, had been hidden in the lorry overnight in freezing sub-zero degree temperatures, surviving on just 2 bottles of Grey Goose with only Fanta for a mixer. “It was hell” said one

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February 16, 2021

Local DJ Can’t Believe It’s Nearly A Year Since He Licked A Promoters Arse

Local DJ Fran Brown literally can’t believe it was only

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Alice Deejay Looking For A Housemate

Dutch trance-pop-superstar from the past, Alice Deejay, has finally admitted

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Ryanair To Charge DJs Extra For Emotional Baggage

According to the latest rumours from the aviation industry, Ryanair

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Opening DJ Wants To Know Can He Borrow Headphones

An opening DJ is hopeful of borrowing a set of

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David Morales Launches Topless OnlyFans Account

House legend David Morales has this week announced to his followers they

DJ Donates Entire Allocation Of Drink Tokens To Alcoholics Annonymous

A charitable DJ has reportedly promised to donate his entire allocation of

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Scientists Develop Sound System Capable Of Making Psytrance Sound Good

A team of British scientists claims to have developed a state of the art sound system that can actually make psytrance sound good. The

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July 3, 2019

Drum N Bass DJ Only Knows 2 Genres “Drum N Bass & Anything That’s Not Drum N Bass”

A drum n bass DJ has admitted that he only knows two genres of music, drum n bass and anything that’s not drum n

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October 2, 2019

Psytrance Fan Thinking Fyre Festival Actually Looked Pretty Good

A Welsh psytrance fan who recently watched the Fyre Festival documentary on Netflix is believed to be thinking the now infamous music festival actually

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January 25, 2019

Scientists Developing Heavy Metal Vaccine

Reports suggest that scientists in an English university are on the brink of releasing a vaccine for heavy metal. According to Wunderground sources, being

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March 5, 2019

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DJ Booth Surrounded By People Hoping It Has Phone Charger

A nightclub DJ booth was last night surrounded by a herd of increasingly desperate clubbers who hoped it might also function as a public

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April 30, 2026

Chemical Brother’s “Hey Boy Hey Girl” Re-Released As “Hey They”

The Chemical Brother’s have revealed that they will be re-releasing their 1999 hit single Hey Boy Hey Girl as a gender neutral track, renamed

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April 1, 2025

“Best Nap I’ve Had In Years’ Says Conference Panel Attendee

Conference panel attendees live an average of 4.5 years longer than the rest of us, mostly due to all the additional sleep, claims the

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November 7, 2023

Tik-Tok Raver Disappears On A Massive 30-Second Bender

“We thought we would never see him again!” The family of popular TiK-Tok raver @technoprick is breathing a sigh of relief this afternoon. @technoprick

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November 6, 2023

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Price Of Balloons Will Rise With Inflation, Warn Experts

The price of balloons is set to rise in line with inflation, say economists, balloon experts, and drug dealers. “Any balloon will rise with

May 1, 2023

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Ibiza Club Surpasses Black Hole As the Most Densely Packed Place In The Universe

Clubs

November 8, 2023

An Ibizan nightclub has been hailed by physicists as the most densely packed place in the universe, overtaking black holes, Tiesto’s head, and the blessed Madonna’s knickers to claim the

Kethead Locked In Portaloo Since 2019 ‘Glad To Be Free’

Festivals·People Of The World

May 19, 2023

A lad who purchased what he is calling ‘a fairly decent sized bag of Ket’ has this morning stumbled out of the portaloo he has called home since 2019, asking

Plastic-Free Festival In Essex Sees Five Thousand Turned Away

Festivals

April 30, 2023

An eco-friendly festival in Essex has this morning announced bankruptcy having turned away all 5000 ticket holders last weekend, as plastic was prohibited from the festival grounds. The extremely large

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As News Breaks Of His Womanising Ways, Matt Hancock Announces New DJ Alias

World

June 25, 2021

We may know him as cheeky chopped Matt Hancock, Secretary of Health and Social Care and most notably for the massive balls up he

Job Site Now Has ‘More DJs Than Beatport’

Online

February 18, 2021

Indeed.com is now the most-visited website for dance music professionals around the world, according to a herd of boring pollsters hidden in a basement

88% Of DJs Were Super-Spreaders Before Covid, Report Claims

Health & Fitness

February 17, 2021

Eighty-eight percent of touring DJs were classed as super-spreaders long before the term became known publicly, a leading Virologist has written in The New

Biden Appoints Sven Marquardt Head Of Security At Capitol Hill

World

January 10, 2021

President-Elect Joe Biden has announced Sven Marquardt will serve as Head Of Security at Capitol Hill following last week’s riots at the building. Sven,